10 things I learned my first semester at Chapman

By The Kumquat’s token freshman

Frats don’t let guys into parties? Like what the actual fuck? I just want to drink with my girlies bitch let me in

QDOBA never has guac even though literally only two people eat there

Your fake works at Hooves, but only if the old guy is working

The Keck Center bathrooms are the best for taking mirror selfies, jerking off, and/or doing drugs

Sub connection is a social construct

Having a class in Hashinger will make you depressed for 50 minutes, 3 days a week

Flushing in the Beckman Hall bathrooms is actually frowned upon

People who came to Chapman because it’s close to Disney will remind you via their Instagram story every…single…night

The most annoying bitches are the ones always eating salads in the Caf

Your O-Week leaders will avoid eye-contact with you at all costs