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New in town? Join our Friend Group

Issue 86 | August 2026

“Man, I wish there was a group of 5 cool platonic male friends that need one more new friend to recreate the optimal friend group they had last year.”

How to Win an Oscar After Accidentally Walking Through a Student Short Film

Issue 86 | August 2026

How Do I Tell My Roommate I Might be Gay for Him?

Issue 86 | August 2026

I’m so glad you wrote in, because this reminds me of an exact situation I had my own freshman year.

5 ways NOT to get plonked as a freshman

Issue 86 | August 2026

Quat on Film #1: Summer 26 Flicks

Issue 86 | August 2026

If you missed these summer flicks, don't watch them, I’ll catch you up to speed:

New Report Shows that YOU Were Supposed to be Curry Barker

Issue 85 | July 2026

YOU were supposed to have 5 films set up at studios and HE was supposed to be considering grad school!

Shedding My Womanhood for a Decent Bedframe

Issue 85 | July 2026

With under 4-6 years of work experience and $32.16 in my bank account, I had to act fast.

Silver Lake Workwear Trend's Professional Consequences

Issue 85 | July 2026

The young fashionistas of Silver Lake have reached unprecedented levels of nonchalance as the widely popular workwear trend has them wearing reflector vests and hard hats.

My Corporate Job is Paying Me in Panther Bucks

Issue 85 | July 2026

Is this only happening to me?

ATTRACTIVE AND ABLE

Issue 85 | July 2026

Male, 24, looking for romantic and professional opportunities.

Film Studies Major Finds Success on OnlyFans

Issue 85 | July 2026

On his account's success, Herndon explained, "It's not so much how you light the penis and balls; it's why you light the penis and balls in that way.

Girl Sends 7th Partiful Update

Issue 85 | July 2026

“Chloe is turning REDACTED” [25]