How Do I Change Fonts On This

A little worried, this is my first Kumquat article! But, I have a great article idea: “Pete the Panther Gets Shot FR!” I mean come on! The thing writes itself! All I gotta do now is figure out how to change this font to that fancy Kumquat font… Ooh la la mon amis, the fuck? How do I change this? I feel so fancy! AAAAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! HOw DO I CHANGE THIS IM SO SCARED! if this is it, goodbye! I don’t know what I did there. I’m one-way orange/white colorblind so I can’t read what I’m writing… I guess I can put any of my darkest secrets in here and no one else who is one-way orange/white colorblind will know… Okay here it goes. I hate all the other people in the one-way orange/white colorblind community! I know there’s just one other person in the world with this disease but Ryan has been pissing me off lately. “Lets get dinner sometime!” and talk about what!? At least this is a little kumquat-e. N︎o︎w︎ I︎'︎m︎ r︎e︎a︎l︎l︎y︎ f︎u︎c︎ke︎d︎.︎ `I︎ s︎h︎o︎u︎l︎d︎'︎v︎e︎ t︎o︎l︎d︎ t︎h︎e︎ K︎u︎m︎q︎u︎a︎t︎ p︎e︎o︎p︎l︎e︎ I︎'︎v︎e︎ n︎e︎v︎e︎r︎ u︎s︎e︎d︎ a︎ c︎o︎m︎p︎u︎t︎e︎r︎ b︎e︎f︎o︎r︎e︎,︎ t︎h︎e︎y︎ s︎h︎o︎u︎l︎d︎'︎v︎e︎ kn︎o︎w︎n︎ b︎e︎c︎a︎u︎s︎e︎ I︎ e︎t︎c︎h︎e︎d︎ m︎y︎ a︎p︎p︎l︎i︎c︎a︎t︎i︎o︎n︎ i︎n︎ b︎l︎o︎o︎d︎ o︎n︎ m︎y︎ c︎h︎e︎s︎t︎ n︎e︎x︎t︎ t︎o︎ m︎y︎ t︎a︎t︎t︎o︎o︎ t︎h︎a︎t︎ s︎a︎y︎s︎ "︎d︎o︎n︎t︎ a︎s︎k m︎e︎ t︎o︎ g︎o︎o︎g︎l︎e︎ a︎n︎y︎t︎h︎i︎n︎g︎,︎ I︎ d︎o︎n︎'︎t︎ kn︎o︎w︎ h︎o︎w︎.︎"︎ Okay. I’m just gonna write the rest by hand. Pete the Panther was shot fifty times today because the shooter missed twice.