New in town? Join our Friend Group

What’s up froshie! You’re probably thinking, “Man, I wish there was a group of 5 cool platonic male friends that need one more new friend to recreate the optimal friend group they had last year.” Well, you’d be in luck!

Below is the list of desired traits:

• Height 5’6-5’8: this is essential as a smaller spritely fellow completes our physical diversity as a friend group.
• Rough childhood/Past history of substance abuse: Your rough-and-tumble lifestyle make you ideal to dish out the “hard truths”
• A funny guy, not too funny, that’s David’s ‘thing’. Just funny enough to differentiate yourself from Derek (the stone cold friend since Dad died)

If you fit this description, please submit a formal application including a friendship resume, cover letter, and recommendations from former friends to: just6coolbuddies@hotmail.com

Submit applications by September 10th. We have a reservation for 6 at Chili's on the 18th.

Applicants will be notified if they are selected for a group interview located at the Subway on East Walnut Avenue.