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Issue 87 | September 2026
- how I deal with post 9/11 trauma as a 19 year old republican
- Should I Be Rooting for Palestine or Ukraine
- BREAKING: Nothing Ever Changes
- I Have a Crush On My Physics Teacher
- How Do I Change Fonts On This
- Help! I'm Stuck in the 9/11 Escape Room
- Reasons Why You Should Choose Your Roommate for the Next 3 Years Right Now
- From the Editor's Desk: September 2026
Issue 86 | August 2026
- How To Tell If Your RA is Ticklish and Where
- ANNOUNCEMENT: Chapman’s New Club Policy
- My Roommate is an AI
- From the Editor's Desk: August 2026
- New in town? Join our Friend Group
- How to Win an Oscar After Accidentally Walking Through a Student Short Film
- How Do I Tell My Roommate I Might be Gay for Him?
- 5 ways NOT to get plonked as a freshman
- Quat on Film #1: Summer 26 Flicks
Issue 85 | July 2026
- New Report Shows that YOU Were Supposed to be Curry Barker
- Shedding My Womanhood for a Decent Bedframe
- Silver Lake Workwear Trend's Professional Consequences
- My Corporate Job is Paying Me in Panther Bucks
- ATTRACTIVE AND ABLE
- Film Studies Major Finds Success on OnlyFans
- Girl Sends 7th Partiful Update
- Recent Chuduate Rapidly Approaching Psychotic Break
- The One Night a Year Single People Can Kill Themselves
Issue 84 | June 2026
Issue 83 | May 2026
Issue 82 | April 2026
- Behind the Masc: Tilly Norwood Comes Out
- I'm Old and Miss My FFC
- The Truth About "Meet the Heroes"
- How to Make Your Roommate Dress and Act Like Your Childhood Friend Who Died
- New Pope? There's Smoke Coming Out of Morlan
- Day in the Life of a Farmer's Market Regular
- Kumquat to Take Advantage of the "Innovative Filmmakers Grant"
- Not 21? Here's How to Get Into the D
Issue 81 | March 2026
- SGA Secedes, Declares Argyros Forum a Sovereign State
- My Review of Night at Chapman
- Stop Asking for My Snap, Connecting with me on LinkedIn is Sexier
- Day in the Life of an Orange Circle Depop Reseller
- As Reparations, Dodge Announces “Prince Of Persia” Masterclass With Iranian Actor “Jake Gyllenhaal”
- My Project Partner Sucks
- I Am in Wilkinson and I Am Apolitical
- Kumquat Reviews: Oscar Winners
Issue 80 | February 2026
- Self Defense 101: Orange Fountain Circle SHOOTS Somebody!
- I Am Uncool. Will Anyone Be My Valentine?
- Dodge Elitism Turned "Upside Down"
- Three Ways to Tell if Your Roommate is Gay or if There Really Was a Snake Bite "Down There"
- From the Editor's Desk: February 2026
- No Play on V-Day? Father Tom's Wise Words for Lonely Hearts
- Music Column: Geese Channels Frog On 2025 Album, Wednesday Cites Tuesday as Major Inspiration
- Life After Deanth - Q&A with Jerry Price
Issue 79 | November 2025
- My Rocky Journey as a Serial Killer at Chapman
- Yes I'm Looking for a Fourth Roommate. No, It Can't Be You.
- Friend you really wanted a break from is also staying for interterm
- From the Editor's Desk: November 2025
- 10 Names to Call Your Uncle When You Take 40mg at Thanksgiving
- Why My Embarrassing Boyfriend Should Be At Thanksgiving
- Friendsgiving's Dark Past Uncovered
- Work Study Replaced with "Prize Points"
- How to Stay Motivated Until Winter Break
Issue 78 | October 2025
- PSAFE's 2025 Group Halloween Costume: ICE
- Possessed Roommate Actually Better Now
- ADORABLE! Parlow Age Regresses in Piazza
- Last Minute Costume Ideas for 3rd (or 5th) Wheels
- I'm Beginning to Think This Isn't a Frat
- Come On! Let's Put the Geno-aside! Chapman Gets Hip Hop on Gaza
- Sick of Campus Pro™? Here's How to Get Your Suite Back
- Dracula and Other Cancelled Monsters
Issue 77 | September 2025
- Kumquat Goes Straight
- Matt Parlow to Build $200 Million Ball Pit
- New Top Frat: Join My Polycule
- Least Funny Person You Know Really Wants to Write for SNL
- MISSING: O-Week Companion... And My Heart...
- Help Wanted: Spiritual Liberal
- How to Know If Your Podcast Idea With the Gay Guy You Met at O-Week is Good (It Isn’t)
Issue 76 | August 2025
Issue 75 | July 2025
- Devastating: 25-Year-Old No Longer "Just Graduated"
- Check Out This Asshole! Education Major Actually Using Their Degree
- Cyclist Bikes as if I'm Not Watching Family Guy in Lane Next to Him
- Is Daniele Showing Hole Yet?
- Man Who Forgets to Pay for Drinks Killed by Venmo Mafia
- Why Hasn't Dodge Asked Me to do a Masterclass Yet?
- Assistant Frames Company News As Personal Achievement
- 11 Brain Breaks For Post-Grad Stress Detox
- JK Rowling Has Teeth Removed and Replaced with 850K Titanium Grill
- ISO: HUSBAND
- Experts Weigh in: You Gotta Go to This Show Bro
- Photodump Undermined by National Crisis
- Dodge Graduate Frantically Googles "What Do Boys Wear to the Club?"
- Get Rich Quick: Sign Up for Every Class Action Lawsuit in your Spam
- Area Man Wonders Who Has a Tums at the Bar
- "omg why didn't we talk more at chapman" Says Guy Who is Obviously Trying to Hook Up
- IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND BE A SUCCESSFUL STAND-UP? NO. HERE'S WHY:
- Five Years After Film School I'm Finally Watching the Wire
- Kumquat Alum's Article Tragically Withheld From Front of Issue Once Again
Issue 74 | June 2025
- I'm Done With this Gay Shit
- Campus Starbucks SCANDAL! Gender Wage Gap between Twinks & Butches
- Chapman Launches New Pride Collection!
- Things That Are Gay
- Shoutout To The Girl Who Wishes She Were a Lesbian
- Fierce! Dodge and Wilkinson Students Fight for Gayest College
- One of Us? Multiple "Chapman Republicans" Caught At LA Pride
- From the Editor's Desk: June 2025
Issue 73 | May 2025
- Graduating Senior Finally Understands the Point of It All
- BREAKING: Chapman University Ends
- The Last Student of Color Standing...
- How to turn your useless college experience into resume-ready skills
- Heartwarming: Chapman Influencer Will Be Living Large Post-Grad
- Chapman Appeases Great Beast
- I'll Miss You, Constantly-High-Bed-Rotting-Trust-Fund-Baby Roommate
- From the Editor's Desk: May 2025
Issue 72 | April 2025
- A Familiar Face is About to Appear on Real Housewives of Orange County!
- EXCLUSIVE: Struppa's Father Reveals He Was Too Lame for the Mob
- Matt Parlow Just Struppa in Drag
- Struppa's Affirmations
- Struppa Deports Himself to His Mansion in Solidarity with International Students
- Struppa deemed unfit for normal life, sent straight to hell
- Meet Strup.ai, the Newest Presidential Portrait... that Talks!
- From the Editor's Desk: April 2025
Issue 70 | February 2025
- I miss my DEI girlfriend
- Hot Single in Our Area: Meet Noah!
- Operation Huzz: Tactical Sitrep and Mission Briefing
- Hinge Dates of Chapman Ranked
- Struppa Doubles Down
- Women do Settle! Guide to Owning Male Whoreness
- Reasons to Break Up with Your Girlfriend: According to your Roommate.
- From the Editor's Desk: February 2025
Issue 69 | January 2025
- WILKINSON SCHOOL OF CONTRAPTIONS SET TO SHUT DOWN
- Sir Matthew Parlow,
- THE FINEST AMUSEMENTS OF A BURGEONING ORANGE COUNTY
- MATT PARLOW PROVES USELESS AMIDST DUSTBOWL
- YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT SHIT ON, YOU HODDLEHOY
- LUMIÈRE BROTHERS MASTERCLASS ANGERS DODGE INSTITUTE OF PHOTOGRAPHY AND PHONOGRAPHIC ARTS
- CHAPMAN ANNOUNCES NEW OPIUM DEN ON CAMPUS
- IN SEARCH OF:
- HOW TO SURVIVE THE BAY AREA TRAIL
- THE GENESIS OF CHAPMAN UNIVERSITY
- SPRING RAILROAD INTERN WANTED
- BREAKING NEWS!
- KUMRADS KORNER
Issue 68 | December 2024
- Kumquat Writer Doesn't Even Want to Joke About This
- Another Car Hit by Historic Fountain; Conflict Continues.
- Won the battle but lost the War? Election changes Nothing for Chapman Republicans
- 5 Ways to Kill Your Racist Stepgrandma This Holiday Season
- If These Walls Could Talk: The Ethical Implication of The Posting Ban
- HawkTuah Girl is MY President!
- COM Student-Survey Predicts 2024 Presidential Election
- From the Editor's Desk: December 2024
Issue 67 | October 2024
- Monster Mash PSA
- Hark! Dead Majors Rise Again!
- Jerry Price Found Dead... 10 Years Ago??
- Sexy Halloween Costumes For Men
- Spooky! Orange Townie Arrested For Murders Of White Girls At The D
- ResLife Fails To Address Uptick In Spiders, Ghouls, Etc.
- Pledges Don't Bite, But They Sure Do Howl
- From The Editor's Desk: October 2024
Issue 66 | September 2024
- O-Week 2
- Fowler Engineers Attempt to Solve Women's Health Crisis
- Dispatches from the frontline of the Chapman Court Parking Lot
- Which Chapman Club is right for you?
- Fraternities to use Sorting Hat in Rush.
- Political Analysis: Candidates for Struppa's Replacement
- Undeclared Students Set to Host Horrible Rager
- From the Editor's Desk: September 2024
Issue 65 | August 2024
- What the Hell is Going on?
- Pete the Panther Shot!
- Incoming Design Students: SAVE YOURSELVES
- No Friends After O-Week? Lmao, Loser
- Becoming White: The Panther of Color Experience
- How to get to the Secret Sandhu VIP Floor
- WE BOUGHT A SCHOOL: Matt Damon to Replace Struppa
- From the Editor's Desk: August 2024
- THE KUMQUAT KUEST: August 2024
Issue 64 | June 2024
- Jerry Price's Brat Summer
- Chapman Bisexuals Fight to the Death
- Chapman Awards Queer Students $10 in Printing Credits* (*Expiring July 1)
- Selling my Charli XCX Ticket
- Chapman's Summer Pride parade canceled due to low attendance
- OP-ED: Why am I the Only Bitch Serving Cunt at My Internship?
- Chapman Builds "Gay Campus" Despite Campus-Wide Outrage
- Slurs for straight people
Issue 63 | May 2024
Issue 62 | April 2024
Issue 61 | March 2024
- New top frat? Join Captain Red-Beard's motley crew!
- Tuition Justified? Chapman Increases Defense Budget.
- Chapman Lesbians Confused by Study Abroad Fair
- New "Accurate" Spring Tour Guide Locations
- Pralle Black Mold Warms Hearts (and Lungs)
- Fiji Names Angel Shot as Official Drink
- HOT TAKE: i like chapman tbh
- From the Editor's Desk: March 2024
Issue 60 | February 2024
- Chapman to Replace All Elevators with Stairs
- A little late; Chapman University comes out staunchly in favor of women's suffrage.
- The Solution to Jim Miller? Penis Guillotine.
- Caf Secret Menu
- Hot Funny Girl Comes Out As Straight
- "We were goofing": 3 dead in Saltburn-inspired pledge
- Lacking housing, Office of Residence Life begins The Great Cull
- From the Editor's Desk: February 2024
Issue 59 | January 2024
- Chapman Increases Housing Requirement to 10 Years
- Feeling like a first class citizen (Wilkinson student takes class in Keck)
- Dodge's Pipeline to Hollywood Raises Health and Safety Concerns
- Hark! A Plague Of Ruin! (Transfer Students)
- Gadzooks! Jerry Price Falls for Nigerian Prince Scam.
- Mysterious and Wise Sage Hired as new University Counselor
Issue 58 | December 2023
- Undie Run in the Woke Age
- Misunderstood Emotional Support Animal Goes Bananas
- I love chapman!!!!!
- Chapman Republicans Holiday Debate Topic Submission: Why Michelle Obama is Actually Just a Life-Size Cake.
- The Parking Lot Games: Catching Rainfall
- Pete the Panther Stole My Boyfriend
- New Years Resolution: I'm done with attention
Issue 53 | June 2023
Issue 52 | May 2023
- Smith Hall's Masturbating Ghost: Great Metaphor for Graduating
- SAD: Graduates Miss Jerry Price's Backflip After Getting Distracted By Loud Plane
- Senior Advice for the Incoming Freshman
- Chapman Shuttles Faster, Furiouser
- Bluestone Lane is for the Boys
- Male Student Busted for Busting on Reagan Bust
- Senior Moves to NYC for "Dream Service Industry Job"
- From the Editor's Desk: May 2023
Issue 51 | April 2023
- Chapman Gym to Install Insecurity Stalls
- Three Girls Stranded In Fiji After Uber Takes Them To Actual Fiji
- New "Macro Friendly" Station Opens at the Caf
- Student Claims K-Apartment, Citing "Squatters Rights"
- Grandma's Actual Death Limits Future Absence Potential
- OPINION: End Drought-Resistant Landscaping
- From the Editor's Desk: April 2023
Issue 50 | March 2023
- Do You Feel Ugly or Are You Just a POC?
- Brave Pioneers Needed to Settle Chapman Court
- Girl in 10AM Friday Class Really Wants Everyone to Know She Went Out Last Night
- New Language Class Taught By Charlie Brown Teacher
- Neighbor Threatens to File a Noise Complaint Unless He's Invited to the Party
- Breaking: Fetty Wap to be Hired as New Dean
- Stop Texting Your Boyfriend In Class I'm In Love With Him Too Now
- From the Editor's Desk: March 2023
Issue 49 | February 2023
- Female Student Devastated to Learn the Hooves Guy Calls Everyone "Sweetheart"
- SOS: DO NOT CLICK ON THE POLLS FOR THE PANTHER!
- HARROWING: RA gets Insane P*ssy
- How to Keep Your Class Crush Mysterious...
- Wilkinson Celebrates Grant of $20
- Student a "Nationally Recognized Scholar," Says Unsolicited Letter from Credible Organization
- Dodge Unveils Star for Alumni Who's in "That One Show"
- From the Editor's Desk: February 2023
Issue 48 | January 2023
- "Interterm was so fun!" Says Friend Who Took Easy Elective
- Sorority Fucked for Recruitment After Token "Funny Girl" Drops
- PALM MARKET & DELI – BEING GENUINE
- New Dance Building Leaves Dodge Kids Needing More Attention
- Interterm Is My Year Of Rest And Relaxation
- Chapman to Phase Out BA in Making Lots of Money
- Correct Opinion Piece: Stop Settling for Bruxie
- From the Editor's Desk: January 2023
Issue 47 | December 2022
- Santa Claus is Afraid of Delivering Presents to the "Hood?!"
- SafeRide to Begin Offering New Service to Naughty Students
- New Chapman Club Where They Watch Different Movies
- BREAKING: I need $12
- New Study Shows Set Pics on Instagram Directly Correlated to Amount of Sex Had
- Waitlists Resolved by Awesome Battle Royale
- "The K" Secret Donor Finally Revealed
- From the Editor's Desk: December 2022
Issue 46 | November 2022
- Pete the Panther Pushes for More Ethnic Names for Panther Statues
- Inspiring New Charity Gives Dweebs A Chance to Get Laid
- Professor Hides Secret Clause in Syllabus that Names Him Beneficiary of your Will
- Cool Professor is Liking Me Too Much....
- Bring Back Bullying: Someone Needs to Tell This Guy He Fucking Sucks
- Updated Chapman Budget Allocates Funds for Additional Dean
- Guy Participating in No Nut November has "Big Plans" for December 1st
- From the Editor's Desk: November 2022
Issue 45 | October 2022
- Freshman Guy Excited for his First Boy-Girl Halloween Party
- Halloween Cancelled for Gay People due to Lack of Good Couples' Costumes
- Feminism Saved: Hot Girl Dresses as Pitbull for Halloween
- Man Bitten by Chapman Robot Now Werewolf-Robot-Thing
- In-Person Classes Canceled After Lincoln Statue Comes to Life and Eats Puppies and Children
- A Harrowing Encounter and Definitely not an Excuse: the Marion Knott Ghost Train
- From the Editor's Desk: October 2022
Issue 44 | September 2022
- So-Called "Communist" Seen at New Chipotle
- Weekly Horoscope: Which Circle Celebrity Are YOU?
- Inspiring: There's a Goblin Up There in the Chapman Bell Tower Who Rings it
- In's and Out's for the 2022 Fall Semester
- Chapman University to Pull a Jurassic Park
- Controversial Hazing Practice Elicits Outcry from Students
- New "Roman Life" Frat Seeks to Combine all Greek Organizations into Glorious Empire
- From the Editor's Desk (rip.......)
Issue 43 | August 2022
- HUMILIATING! Struppa Falls for BOFA Joke Onstage
- First Day of School Manifestations
- Wedding Announcement: Your Roommates
- Things Your Orientation Leader Wants to Say to You but Can't
- Healthy Panther to Include On-Stage Anal Sex Demonstration This Year
- Plastic Drawers Linked to Chronic Health Issues (Kumquat's First Non-Satirical Article)
- RA's Now Authorized to Use "Lethal Force"
- From the Editor's Desk: August 2022
Issue 42 | June 2022
Issue 41 | May 2022
- A Message to My POC Panthers
- Senior with Self-Designed Major Totally Fucked For Real World
- Sophomore White Woman Attempts to Speak Spanish on 2am Albertacos Run
- Oops! Struppa Accidentally Refers to Self as "Principal Doody Head"
- Do Boys Masturbate??? Musings on Male Sexuality
- Group of Gals Going "Crazy," Went to Paul's on a Wednesday
- A Final Editorette's Letter: May 2022
Issue 40 | April 2022
- Bush Family Mural in Beckman Reportedly "Watching" Middle Eastern Students
- Enemies To Lovers: How I Fell For Honest Abe
- Heartwarming: Chapman Football Star Dates Lame Nerd Chick
- An Email Template for Missing Class
- Chap-Chella: A Festival for the Sad and Poor
- Thou Seeketh Thy Soul! And Breasts!
- From the Editor's Desk: April 2022
Issue 2022 | March 2022
- BREAKING: Fiji Re-Invents Colonization While Trapped in Cabo
- New "Trickle Down" Panther Buck System a Smashing Success
- Ugly Public Breakup Making it Really Hard to Study For Midterms
- One Maskless Student in Class Also Big Hugger
- Struppa Drops and Shatters the World's Biggest Diamond
- Pete the Panther's Rebrand
- From the Editor's Desk: March 2022
Issue 38 | February 2022
- Couple Caught Having Sex Outside Fish Interfaith Center
- Absolute Chump Actually Bought The Textbook
- "omg I'm Not In Dodge Haha Everyone Keeps Asking Me That!" Says Girl For The 47th Time This Week
- A List of Anti-Black Things I, a Negro, Do
- Pizza Press Guilty of "Pulling a Willy Wonka"
- Greek life....more like greek LIE!!!! (an exposé)
- 4 Dead 7 Wounded in Canvas video assignment disaster
- From the Editor's Desk: February 2022
Issue 37 | January 2022
- Small Business Spotlight: Pike's Fake Vaccine Cards!!
- Student – Not Undercover PSAFE Officer – Looking for Drug Dealer
- Wait, Sororities Don't just Have, like, Little Sign-up Sheets?
- Open Letter From the Street
- Oh my god... this feels SO GOOD!!
- Food Left in Fridge Over Interterm Now Alive
- New "School of Staunch Discipline" Elicits Controversy
- From the Editor's Desk: January 2022
Issue 36 | December 2021
- Bummer City: This Year's Sorority Formal "At Arby's"
- A Step-by-Step Guide to Undie Run for You Underclassmen Lame-O's
- The Kumquat's Official Christmas List
- Feminism! How One Chapman Trailblazer Paves the Way for Villainous Women
- What Your Go-To Coffee Shop Says About You
- Caf Now Hiring Work-Study Waiters
- Editorette's Letter: December 2021
Issue 35 | November 2021
- Friendsgiving Invitation (This Time will be Different)
- Humanitarian Crisis: Parents Didn't Send Care Package
- Kumquat Article Clearly Just a List of Writer's Personal Problems
- YikYak ruining the Fiji Pledge experience
- Lies to Tell Grandma at Thanksgiving
- Student Breaks "Bro-Code" By Spilling Beans About Magic Cave
- From the Editor's Desk: November 2021
Issue 34 | October 2021
- 5 Super Spooky Scary Things You Can Do This Halloween to Make Your Friends Go "AHHHH!"
- Chapman Themed Halloween Costumes
- Pralle RA Spotted Having Fun?!?!
- Dodge Kid Pissed Squid Game Stole His AP Idea
- Ways To Get That Guy Who's Standing Too Close To You At A Party To Get Away
- Confessions From a Fraternity Pledge
- Philz is Cancelled!!!!!
- From the Editor's Desk: October 2021
Issue 33 | September 2021
- Chapman to Add Virtual Option to Go Fuck Yourself
- The "Chapman Boyfriend" Recipe
- Junior Guy Makes Waves With Post-Quar Rebrand
- 4 Years of Solitude
- My Roommate's A Goose
- Guy Who Was An OL Can't Stop Talking About How He Was An OL
- Pretty People Reportedly Ruining Photo Dumps
- From the Editor's Desk: September 21
Issue 32 | August 2021
- O-Week Gone Feral
- That Guy You Just Ran into's Name You Forgot
- To My Incoming POC (Panthers of Color)
- First Playfair back to be so wild and dangerous, waiver and NDA required
- Months of Frat Party Romanticization Leads to Desperate Behavior
- Junior to Say Zoom Chat Jokes Out Loud Now
- Things I'm gonna lick this fall
- From the Editor's Desk: August 2021
Issue 31 | June 2021
Issue 30 | May 2021
- Dodge Professor Convinced You're Overreacting Right Now
- Things to Overthink this Summer
- Vaccinated Seniors and Orange Townies in Land Battle for Paul's
- Lone Student Showing Up In-Person HAS To Be Fucking The Professor
- That First Shit Back: A Tale of A Girl and Her Poopie
- Spelling Error Cause for Massive Renovations
- From the Editor's Desk: May 2021
Issue 29 | April 2021
Issue 28 | March 2021
- A Letter to Myself a Year Ago
- Worst Freshman Year Ever? There's a Big Monster Eating People in Henley Hall
- Phi Delt Pledge Reflects On The Good Old Days
- Jerry Price Suggests Big Group Hug
- Things I Would do for the Vaccine
- Slay Alert! This Girlboss Beat Cancel Culture
- A Cry For Help
- From the Editor's Desk: March 2021
Issue 26 | February 2021
- TRAGIC: There Are No Hot Guys in Any of My Classes
- In Bummer News: Struppa and Lisa Sparks Are Definitely Having Sex Tonight
- How to Find the One in 2021 (On Tinder)
- What to Get Your Class Boyfriend for Valentines Day
- Best Places to Propose On Campus This Valentine's Day
- My Valentine's This Year <3
- From the Editor's Desk: February 2021 Advice
- Recent Email From An Ally
- REPORT: Pandemic Declared Over For Upper Tax Brackets
- An Open Letter From Me, The Person Who Runs BSU's Insta
- Proposed Busts Joining Reagan on Campus
Issue 19 | May 2020
Issue 17 | March 2020
Issue 14 | December 2019
Issue 13 | November 2019
Issue 10 | September 2019
Issue 8 | April 2019
Issue 7 | March 2019
Issue 5 | January 2019
Issue 4 | December 2018
- Orange resident "Can't wait" for Undie Run
- Holiday celebration funded by your tuition
- Precious Fucking Lindsey needs to go to Target
- Girl "Really wants to hang out" just "Busy with finals"
- Family Friendly Explanations For Your Really Fun and Not Desperately Sad First Semester
- White student taking language credit swears he's "Japanese at heart"
- That panther? It's alive.
- The Kumquat's Art Hoe Section
- From the Editor's Desk December 2018
Issue 3 | November 2018
- Roommates tired of RA-mediated conflicts, would rather fight to the death
- A day in the life of Daniele C. Struppa
- Student celebrates 92nd birthday waiting for Dodge computer to log on
- What the Kumquat is thankful for this year
- Frat guy wonders if you could keep it down a bit
- A report on Chapman's most recent football game
- From the Editor's Desk: November 2018
Issue 2 | October 2018
- An apology to Dean Jerry Price, and our readers
- Environmental Science major expelled for using plastic straw
- Tiffany can't find her white Jeep Wrangler
- 10 Fun & Flirty Halloweekend Costume Ideas
- Business student kisses statue of Reagan every day for good luck
- Freshman realizes her seasonal depression is just regular depression
- From the Editor's Desk: October 2018
Issue 1 | September 2018
- Dodge Kid at Frat Party Desperately Wants Everyone to Know What His Major Is
- Junior Returns From "Life Changing" Study Abroad Experience - Still an Asshole
- Freshman Accidentally Calls RA "Mom"
- Bruxie Introduces Addictive New Recipe
- The Kumquat's Poetry Section: Untitled 27
- From The Editor's Desk, September 2018