How to get to the Secret Sandhu VIP Floor

Hello, O-Week freshman. If you're reading this, you clearly didn't get the exclusive invite to the secret VIP student lounge, where the top 5% of admitted students gather in a premium-tier venue and hold legendary parties!

Got FOMO? You should! But don't worry, you can shortcut this elite VIP selection process with only a few simple steps!

First, you'll want to make a name for yourself in the orientation mixers. Jump off a table! Get a DUI! Go cRAzZY!!! That should get you in the public eye of the VIPs. Once you have that, go to the card encoding desk in Leatherby, ask for "Slippery Hannah," and once she arrives, use the code phrase "I need my card encoded for Demille." If Slippery Hannah deems you worthy, she will encode you onto the VIP list!

Then, simply go to the elevators right outside the Caf and hit the "call firefighters" button, bringing you to the secret penthouse floor of the VIP lounge, where you'll be admitted as an honorary "party animal"! But hurry, spaces are already being filled!