March 2019

Issue 7

Read Articles Individually Like a Nerd

Page 1

  • Chapman has a massive boner for being named in the college admissions scandal(in print only)
  • Holy shit I'm out of Adderall(in print only)
  • White Guy Drawing a Blank for "I Am Chapman" Poster(in print only)
  • 10 Things We Definitely Didn't Do Over Spring Break(in print only)

Page 2

Cartoons

Annoy your boyfriend's boyfriend