Struppa Doubles Down

In an address at the recent Banquet for Jewish Students (But Only Jewish Students Who Also Support Chapman Administrators), or BJSBOJSWHASCA for short, President Struppa gave SJP the "Kanye West Award" for their commitment to "being anti-Semitic." Yeesh.

Struppa declined our request for an interview, but has been heard telling some, "It was just a joke!" and others, "I mean, he made Graduation..."

The MLK Day e-mail was bad, but this! No acronymed organization could spare their fury.

"We don't know whose side he's on!" said former SJP member Tom Thomas.

"It's like he has no moral or ideological backbone. He's just operating at the whim of whoever holds the dominant opinion of the time!" said current SSI member and BJSBOJSWHASCA attendee Tom Thomas, "But, honestly–who cares? The man throws a damn good banquet."

On Tuesday, Struppa sent out another e-mail lamenting that he "just can't do anything right :(," and that he "seeks forgiveness" in the form of a $50,000 check to "ensure that he does better next time." It's unclear whether Struppa will "do better," but at least we know he has the capacity to change. For the right price.