Hinge Dates of Chapman Ranked

After a particularly successful year, this is the definitive ranking of my Hinge dates at Chapman!

1. Ashley, we got Cane's and made out, 8/10
2. Teagan, we were gonna go see Conclave together, but she ended up getting kinda sick so we decided to wait a week and go get boba at the Dragonfly Tea Bar next to In-N-Out but when I was driving there they closed off the roads in Anaheim for repair again so I had to take a detour but by the time I finally got there she was nowhere to be found, so I had to double text her which I hate doing and it turns out her GPS took her to a different Dragonfly Tea Bar even though I thought there was only one and at this point I'm really wondering why we didn't just drive together, but it's too late at this point so I haul my ass across town to this other boba place and goddamnit, there's no parking so I had to park on the other side of the street and a homeless guy harassed me about money and I felt guilty because I told him I had none but he sat at the window and watched me order drinks for me and Teagan and I felt so guilty that I couldn't focus on her but at least we still made out, 7.8/10
3. Jennifer, we made out and then got Cane's, 7/10