Operation Huzz: Tactical Sitrep and Mission Briefing

Listen up, soldier. At zero one hundred hours, your convoy will arrive at the "Beer Bash" organized by the enemy organization, Pi Kappa Alpha (codename: Pike). Your entry point is a pledge working the outer entrance—bribe him a beer to surpass security.

Once you have infiltrated the area of operation (their shitty backyard), the mission timer will begin. This is an extraction operation: your sole objective is to "bag a hoe" and get out.

Deep cover is essential: if you are exposed as a Phi Delt loyalist, there is nothing Central can do to protect you. Keep your head down, blend into the Pike hivemind, and if interrogated, say something fraternal (misogynistic). This should keep you under the radar.

Intel confirms the ratio at this party will supply you with a target-rich environment. Be advised, however: many females on-site may be dating one or multiple Pike patriots at a time. Tactically confirm a mingle-ready single, then close the distance and apply douchebag-flirting or female-manipulation (depending on your specialization). You will fail multiple times. Remember your training. Determination and borderline harassment until victory. Do not take the hint.

Now find the sluttiest baddie you can and exfil, private.

Godspeed,
Phi Delta Theta Central Command