Hot Single in Our Area: Meet Noah!

Hey gal pals, another Valentine's day alone? Bummer alert. It seems there's no men left at Chapman who can treat our queens right. All lame jocks, violent criminals, and other boneheads of the sort. But chin up, ladies, because there's one man left at drthis school who's sure to steal your heart. One man with a sensitive, nurturing soul. Introducing: my buddy Noah! On the surface he may not seem like much, but that's because his sleeper-build is cleverly disguised under his avant-garde skate attire.

But that's not all. He also harbors a general love for his mother, and even listens to sad music. I've been his bro for a while, and I've seen him cry a few times (possibly over this political climate or the cruelty of period cramps). He usually cleans his dishes, and not to mention he's baller at Valorant. Did I mention he's super kind? He doesn't talk much about his passions or goals, but when I talk about class he usually nods in an understanding way, remarking "type shit" if he's feeling frisky.

Noah's looking for a girl he can "smoke and hang with sometimes, but not too much."

Sound like you? Then send that love letter to N0ah_Ball_G0at@chapman.edu STAT.