Things to Overthink this Summer
Issue 30 | May 2021
- Does my Spanish professor know I cheated with Proctorio?
- Letting the Pizza Press workers make my pizza wrong every time because they can never hear me
- That one guy that you always thought about asking to hang out and sorta could picture dating but you never put in any effort with and now he has a different girlfriend
- Amount of alcohol consumed before making a first impression on most of your Greek fam
- She's probably annoying anyway. Like she has a punchable face right?
- My required comments on other people's discussion posts that were posted at 11:58pm
- Why was I too scared to say hi to Stephen Galloway when I saw him in the circle with his dog
- Yeah she has bigger tits than me but he's an ass guy like I just know it
- He dated his last girlfriend for four months... so they'll probably break up by August, right?
- What the people in my math class think of me after I accidentally was unmuted during a small fart
- Do the P-Safe officers hate me after I shouted ACAB at them?
- If the guy doing magic in the circle on a Friday night said he sees himself in me... should I be worried?
- Spencer if you're reading this, I'll be in LA all summer. Please text me.
