New Canvas Reels® Feature To Save GPA

With student submission rates at an all time low, it's clear that rising in-app boredom is the sole reason students are failing. Luckily, the new Canvas Reels® feature plans to make classes overstimulating again! In between half-assing discussion boards, you can now absorb 15-30 second vids from your favorite professors. If TikTok can have irreversible, harrowing effects on Gen Z brain development, Chapman's curriculum can too!

Students can expect to "lock in" harder than ever when their modules are amped up by their instructor's "Calc-girly fit checks" or "Freudian rizz tips for Psych-boy summer." Are your notes deer-pretty or mouse-pretty? Will you type "AMEN" and click submit for boundless good fortune? Claim scholarly aura-vibes or thot daughter? The content is endless! And don't worry, this feature won't exclude the occasional slime timelapse, thirst trap, or unwarranted alt-right dog whistle. With Canvas Reels®, you won't only improve your academics—you'll be addicted to them!