Diversity Win! Pronouns Added to Ronald Reagan Bust

In honor of Pride Month, Chapman heroically made "he/him" a permanent* addition to everyone's favorite 1980s war criminal's bust. Reagan's contributions to the fruity community are extensive and horrific, making him the perfect dead white man to normalize diverse gender identities at Chapman, allowing our humble little school to dragon hoard that $417 million endowment instead of donating to LGBTQ+ causes**.

The newly-hired Director of Gay Students states that "Chapman's designated homophobic PR team deduced the exact bare minimum required to fulfill the year's gay allyship quota in the most grotesquely tone deaf way possible, resulting in this."

Reagan redeemed himself from his failed assassination in 1981 by dying for real in 2004 (during Pride Month no less!), earning his right to be portrayed by a queer person of color in Lin Manuel Miranda's next dangerously irresponsible musical rendition of history. Chapman is proud to sponsor this upcoming production*** that ends with Reagan and the anthropomorphic realization of AIDs fucking to Same Love by Macklemore.

*This addition will burst into flames at midnight, July 1st, 2021
**It also distracts from the single sentence dedicated to the AIDs crisis out of a 1,500-word biography on Chapman's Reagan bust "about" page
***For rehearsal locations see Unsafe Spaces