Missed Connections: But Like Are You...
Issue 31 | June 2021
To the redhead I saw in the Orange Circle Antique Mall: are you gay? I'm asking for a friend. Are you gay or are you just in CoPa? All y'all do is sensually touch each other while dancing and call it art, but god dammit if I'm not turned on like a lightswitch everytime. Speaking of switches, I can be yours, queen. Step on me with those platform docs babe? I'm about to be so fucking horny on main. I mean my friend is. I noticed that you cuffed your jeans. Depop, you said. God, you make my pussy bloom like an onion at Outback Steakhouse. You're crazy, but that's what I love about you. Then I saw your nails; the type of acrylics that make me question how you wipe your cooch. But your middle and index finger? Short, unacrylliced. Perfect for penetration. Sis, please tell me...Are you a lesbian or did your nails break?
