Incoming Design Students: SAVE YOURSELVES
Issue 65 | August 2024
Although Chapman's Graphic Design program has been long hailed as "Tight as fuck" by the professional design community, a deep-cover agent sent by the Kumquat's Investigative Unit has found otherwise.
In their detailed report, our agent has found conditions to be inhumane in nature, listing professors made up entirely of senile substitutes, students all fighting to use one Dell computer, days spent in basements with no windows, radioactive bathrooms, and enough mosquitos to create a Zika outbreak. Also, the agent reports, "There's this insufferable professor who has a very freaky (and maybe a little racist) Pinterest board. However, for students looking for a "Christian safe space" and an inferiority complex to your peers at Art Center, this is the place for you <3."






