No Friends After O-Week? Lmao, Loser

Here's why:

That top you're wearing right now

You're liking everyone's stories too often

You've got a little something in your teeth

You forgot that guy's name, but he knows yours

They were waving at the person behind you, dumbass

You tend to sweat just a little more than everyone else.

You aren't liking enough stories

You laughed at that random thing someone said because you thought it was just silly, but then they asked if you understood the reference and you had to say "no," and that made things confusing

And remember, you'll never get another chance. After O-Week, it's basically over. Sucks to be you i guess, lmao