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Found inIssue #64

Slurs for straight people

Issue 64 | June 2024

Tom Cruise Fan

Someone who will not make it in Silverlake

Non-Wilkinson student

Girl-kisser (for men)

Boy-kisser (for women)

Girl-kisser-but-only-if-I-was-drunk-at-a-bar (for annoying women)

Infrequent Bruncher

Terrible DJ

Queer but mean it

Annoy your boyfriend's boyfriend
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