What the Hell is Going on?
Issue 65 | August 2024
Hello, a concerned student here, just wondering WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING AT CHAPMAN. Hopefully, I am not the only one observant enough to have picked up on this, but every year, a large number of Chapman students disappear (roughly 1/4th by my estimations) and are replaced with COMPLETELY FUCKING NEW STUDENTS. So yes, "Big Chapman," I am onto you, and I WILL NOT BE DRIVEN MAD IN SILENCE.
Friends I had for years have vanished overnight, friendly faces gone in a flash. My dorms, once a safe haven, are now a horror show akin to hell itself, an infernal cacophony where residents slip away in the sands of time.
Even my former so-called fraternity "brothers" have been completely altered; their (noticeably younger) replacements are hostile and cruel. We were supposed to go on this journey together... and yet I am the only one still here.
I cannot be the only one stuck in this dystopian nightmare! Chapman fears us and cannot keep us in the dark much longer. The truth will always come out. IF CHAPMAN BELIEVES THEY HAVE WON, THEY HAVE NOT! CLASS OF 2016, STAND UNITED!






