I'm Your OL and I'm Losing it.

I'm snorting addy and crushing Celsius. The bathroom? Irrelevant. Showering? Are you fucking joking? Yesterday, only 5 people showed up to my forum. These ungrateful little zyn chewing no friends finger fucking freshmen. You don't know what I've been through. I have spent grueling hours making animated Canva presentations just for your barely legal ass to sleep in cause you're too busy staying up late flirting with Samantha from down the hall. NEWS FLASH, BUDDY, Samantha has a long-distance high school boyfriend that will temporarily prevent her from contracting any of your hometown STDs. I'm so tired. Last year, the poor OLs decided to do some cutesy little shooters in the bathroom at your little AF party. No ceremony for them, how sad. How so very sad. Fuck it. Fuck it all. This year, I'm sneaking Samantha into your stupid Club Rodeo. Yes, Samantha from down the hall. She's so pretty, isn't she? The prettiest girl you've ever seen. It's deeply unfortunate that I'm strapping C4s to her delicate little body. GOODBYE FRESHMAN FUCKS!!!! THIS IS FOR ADOBE CREATIVE CLOUD!!!!!!!