Staff Pick
10 Tips For Freshmen!
Issue 76 | August 2025
- Get to class early to meet your professors!
- Make Lots of Friends.
- Steer clear of Billy Bigs and his gang of contemptuous thugs…
- Be sure to grab a cookie after dinner, caf dessert SLAYS!
- Do NOT let Billy Bigs take your lunch money; he'll just keep doing it.
- Befriend Billy Bigs' right-hand man, Scary Steve, he's actually kinda a cool guy (if you catch him alone).
- Keep your trap shut! Billy Bigs stole my bike and said if I told anyone, he'd beat me into a pulp!
- The best place to study is outside of Starbucks… unless Billy Bigs is there. He'll call you a little pig boy.
- If Billy Bigs calls you a little pig boy DO NOT cry, then he knows how to get to you.
- My mom says bullies only bully because they feel jealous.
