New Top Frat: Join My Polycule

Do you ever get tired of flip-flops, formalwear, or the shackles of monogamous living? Well boy howdy, do I have good news for YOU! Chapman’s newest co-ed fraternity, Orgie Cum Laude, is recruiting NOW, and we’re ready for you.

The rush process is simple. You’ll be introduced to our five “brothas,” three “sistas,” and two they/them “siblins” who make up our board. From there, it’s just a full-body inspection where you’ll “submit” your “application” to all of us, then a series of fun park games. If your ass can’t frolic with us, we don’t want it.

And fret not, folks — Orgie Cum Laude knows how to go down. I mean get down, hehe :3. As in party. We understand and respect everyone’s limits and boundaries, so ragers throughout the semester are entirely optional. Aftercare and annual Ren Faire trips, however, are mandatory.

If you don’t fw with our ‘cule, there’s always DKA, I guess. But if you want in, we at Orgie Cum Laude always want to spread it. And by it… we mean lifelong friendships, professional relationships, and love.