Least Funny Person You Know Really Wants to Write for SNL

Long have the echoes of “I wanna be the next SNL cast member!” rung through the halls of MKS. But let’s face it: nobody in Dodge is that funny. Except for… you?

Lorne Michaels firing 3 hot guys from last season’s Saturday Night Live cast has more than a few people over-excited. Actually, they just released a new statement on Instagram: they were making room just for YOU, girl! Your quippy, meta short script workshop project from Sophomore year was plucked right from the Script Bank™ and landed itself on Lorne’s desk. It turns out that that random man sitting in the back of your sketch comedy class was a scout looking out for fresh talent like you. Making a few people chuckle at a mixer easily trumps years of working the stand-up circuit. But, let’s face it: writing is a dwindling career path. What are the chances that all of us - I mean YOU - are going to get the highly coveted position of coked-out SNL writer? I mean, all that practice snorting crushed-up Smarties couldn’t have been for nothing, right?