From the Editor's Desk: September 2026

Listen…

We know that there’s a lot of 9/11 and Charlie Kirk jokes in this issue. But can you blame us? It’s No major, tragic (?) event has been able to capture the American consciousness like… the death of a podcaster and a reason for the major rise in modern U.S. Islamophobia.

Wow, okay. That sounds bad. Trust us, guys! We’re mourning. We’re sad. We’re just realists. Lest you forget that this simple satire newspaper (now digital! check out thekumquat.org!) has a beating heart that really, truly cares about humanity and journalism. And mocking conservative figureheads. We’ll Never Forget our roots.

Stay Jolly,
Editor Jolly