Staff Pick

1. The Seven Dwarves: Your friend in the coma would be drowsy and you have to be Mr. Calendar. This is an original character that always has a calendar on the back of their shirt that kills Snow White at the end. The calendar aspect is important because if your friend wakes up from their coma, they might think they woke up in a future overrun by ghosts and jokers. You must reassure them it’s just Halloween via calendar. If anyone gets on your case about Mr. Calendar not being from Snow White, just say he was in the original fairy tale but nobody knows about him now because everybody on they phones.
2. Reconsider The Seven Dwarves: If you made it this far that means that you didn’t like my seven dwarfs idea. I beg you to reconsider. Maybe you aren’t sold on the whole “Mr. Calendar” thing. That’s fine, scrap it, it’s stupid. I don’t know, my friend is in a coma right now because he counted 10,000 sheep in a sheep counting competition (I ba-ba-blacked out after the second sheep and woke up four hours later to my buddy in an ambulance).

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