Dodge Graduate Frantically Googles "What Do Boys Wear to the Club?"

"Skinny jeans." "Wide Jeans." "Crop top masculine but artsy." "Very wide jeans."

These are just four of the very tough Google searches recent Dodge graduate VJ Bailey made after his initial, perhaps most embarrassing question: "what do boys wear to the club?" Speaking with The Kumquat, Bailey opened up about the intimidating nature of LA fashion after college. "It used to be you went to Paul's, The D, or a Dodge party. Cuff those jeans and you're golden. Now? It's fucking chaos in this city." LA is a city full of models, glamour, and outfits that seem quite frankly impossible to think of, much less wear. Especially if you're a boy.

"The other day, I saw a guy wearing just overalls and nothing else. I googled if I could wear that, and Google threatened me. It just said, 'don't you fucking think about it.' I googled 'should I buy clothes at the Gap' and Google just said 'should you kill yourself?' People talk about the male loneliness epidemic, what about the male clothingness epidemic?"