Get Rich Quick: Sign Up for Every Class Action Lawsuit in your Spam

Still waiting on a response from that job you're on the 4th round of interviews for?? Well stop, because you don't need to work once you get a huge payout for doing absolutely nothing! It's called a class action lawsuit. It's easy, all you have to do is previously have a job that you had like five or six years that consistently either stole wages or underpaid you. You probably forgot you even had that job when you were 16, yet they somehow store enough money from you for the six weeks you worked there for you to get consistently solid (but not huge) payouts. A check for $23.74? Sounds like enough for dinner tomorrow night! You've gotta make your way over to your spam folder. If you've never been, it's okay. You don't have to respond to your Grandpa who emailed you in 2021. He probably forgot about it or has since passed on. Anyway, keep scrolling until you find what looks like an email from a real law firm. Whatever it is, put in all your personal information. They don't even ask for your Social Security number, so you know they mean well! Ever been rejected by a woman on a dating app? There's a real possibility that the app is being sued for discriminating against men. And the way our courts operate, you are not gonna want to miss that opportunity when the checks start clearing! Rent, bills, and work in general will be a thing of the past when these lawyers, who seemingly work for free, send all your data usage and sell it to Facebook. I don't know whether Mark Zuckerberg is a villain or a class warrior. Send me money!!!