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July 2025
Issue 75
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Page 1
Devastating: 25-Year-Old No Longer "Just Graduated"
Check Out This Asshole! Education Major Actually Using Their Degree
Cyclist Bikes as if I'm Not Watching Family Guy in Lane Next to Him
Is Daniele Showing Hole Yet?
Page 2
Man Who Forgets to Pay for Drinks Killed by Venmo Mafia
Why Hasn't Dodge Asked Me to do a Masterclass Yet?
Assistant Frames Company News As Personal Achievement
11 Brain Breaks For Post-Grad Stress Detox
Page 3
JK Rowling Has Teeth Removed and Replaced with 850K Titanium Grill
ISO: HUSBAND
Experts Weigh in: You Gotta Go to This Show Bro
Photodump Undermined by National Crisis
Page 4
Dodge Graduate Frantically Googles "What Do Boys Wear to the Club?"
Get Rich Quick: Sign Up for Every Class Action Lawsuit in your Spam
Area Man Wonders Who Has a Tums at the Bar
Page 5
"omg why didn't we talk more at chapman" Says Guy Who is Obviously Trying to Hook Up
IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND BE A SUCCESSFUL STAND-UP? NO. HERE'S WHY:
Five Years After Film School I'm Finally Watching the Wire
Kumquat Alum's Article Tragically Withheld From Front of Issue Once Again
Annoy your boyfriend's boyfriend
Annoy your boyfriend's boyfriend
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