Experts Weigh in: You Gotta Go to This Show Bro

Researchers at the University of Puget Sound recently uncovered something beautiful: the show tonight is gonna be lit bro and you should go. Careful research has revealed the main act to be like this sick local band that does a 70s throwback thing, like a Led Zeppelin type thing. "We're thrilled about this," says lead researcher Demi Williams, "because the openers are also sick."

But what do these studies tell you about your night? Well, the data indicates that although it's a weeknight, the show is gonna be sick so you gotta go even though you work tomorrow. It's worth noting that it's not even gonna go that late anyway so like loosen up bro. Experts also recommend you get at least like one beer or a beer and a shot.

"Everyone's gonna be there, so let's have some fun," explains Williams. Sources are still debating whether Rachael Sennott will be there, but the sources say their friend's friend says she will, and regardless you would be sad if she was there and you didn't go. Also, it's a $5 cover charge. Could you spot me some cash?