Why Hasn't Dodge Asked Me to do a Masterclass Yet?

It's like… I'm waiting!!!!!!!! Hello???? Dean Galloway… Scott Feinberg… Joe Rosenberg… it's okay to call me. I promise, I'm still that down-to-earth, chill screenwriting major you once knew. Hollywood seriously has not changed me a bit. Just two years ago, the biggest accolade to my name was almost getting my script picked for a Film Prod's senior thesis, and just this morning I was grabbing a coffee with Chris Pine and his manager. Well, yeah, so they were grabbing coffee from me, but I still think that there are so many valuable lessons I've learned as a barista at a somewhat popular East Side coffee shop I could bestow onto the current students of Dodge. I told Chris' manager I went to Dodge, and he said…. "Wow, I thought Chapman was really known for getting their students jobs." And I said hell yeah, they are! Look at me! I am always talking up how integral my experience at Chapman was to getting me to where I am now, unlike some people who pretend Chapman had nothing to do with their success (cough cough Hannah Einbeinder). So yeah, just don't be afraid to hit me up the next time Einbeinder bails.