JK Rowling Has Teeth Removed and Replaced with 850K Titanium Grill

The upcoming production of Warner Brothers' Harry Potter TV Series has author/self-proclaimed "real live girl" J.K. Rowling back in the public conversation, and stirred up into a tizzy. Rowling's antics have surged past the usual, most recently escalating so far as to have an 850k dental grill implanted. The author's actions have fans of her original work wondering whether they can separate the art from the artist, while experts argue whether or not you can call J.K. Rowling an artist. Calls for boycotts of the new series have been dominating the press, and in close second are photos of Rowling parading Tom Felton through the streets of LA in nothing but an edible candy thong. J.K. has had several teeth pulled to make this dental prosthesis permanent, and she's reportedly abusing nitrous gas as well. Her supporters have expressed concern for her life as she abuses the dangerous drug, while those who know her have stated, "We're not pressed about it".