Things I Would do for the Vaccine

Pretend I was interested in a business major

Start saying "Hey girlie!" unironically to people in my sorority

Tell my mom that I did Acid over winter break

Give up Women's History Month

Read a film production's major horror spec script

Suck that film production major's dick while I give him notes on his horror spec script

Follow back one of the Adelphos meme pages

Flash my Nutrition for Life breakout room

Have a conversation for more than 5 minutes with a Dance Major

Run into the guy I lost my virginity to in public

And then have him not recognize me for a second

And then I was like, Remember me? From spring semester freshman year?

And then he was just like, oh.

Become a LEAD Minor