Lies to Tell Grandma at Thanksgiving
Issue 35 | November 2021
- I study every Sunday morning bright and early.
- I've never slept on my bathroom floor. I'm always getting good rest in my own bed.
- I get asked on so many dates and they're all at Bruxie, a high end delicious restaurant that I love.
- I say no to all the strangers who offer me drugs.
- My roommate is wonderful and there are never rogue pubes in the shower.
- I'm in great health. Nobody I know has had a mysterious illness for two weeks.
- The food options on campus are great. I'm eating well. Full of nutrients.
- Yes, I definitely will meet a life partner in college and know my career path.
- I love everything. Everything is great!
