Chapman Awards Queer Students $10 in Printing Credits* (*Expiring July 1)

Issue 64 | June 2024

Panther pride is here! Norma Bouchard has officially achieved peak ally status by awarding all queer students $10* (*Non-fungible) in printing credits* (*Expiring July 1)! That's right, just find yourself any printer on campus* (*Color printing not applicable) and print to your heart's content* (*5 page cap). This is just one of several* (*3) gifts awarded to every "proud" Panther* (*transfer students not included, unless visibly queer) this June. You lot also have special access to a queer-only parking lot* (*must pay registration fee) and have the opportunity to be in Chapman's publicity materials for the upcoming application cycle* (*this one's actually non-negotiable. You. Are. Chapman.).

"We are honored to foster a welcoming atmosphere on campus*," (*Come on now) Bouchard wrote in her email announcing the gift* (*With the subject line: "A little something for you queers." ???). Let's acknowledge the work administration puts into making this university an inclusive place for all* (*by adding our portraits to the "I Am Chapman" campaign. Hooray!)

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