Which Chapman Club is right for you?
Issue 66 | September 2024
Hello, freshman student! It's that time of year when you feel obligated to leave your dirty dorm and do something with your life before suffering immense burnout! This guide will help you find the perfect club for you!
Fathers Milk
#1 comedy club for freaky people
Improv Inc
#1 comedy club for ADHD enthusiasts (compliment)
The Kumquat
#1 comedy club for attractive introverts (boner alert)
Adelphos
"Comedy" club for rejects of the first three.
Chapman Republicans
Kill yourself!
Chapman Democrats
Your optimism and drive cannot last forever in this doomed world...so maybe kill yourself?
Anti-Philosophers club
These guys are awesome (this is not satire)
SGA or UPB or whatever the fuck
Blood-sucking leeches... (give us money)
