In's and Out's for the 2022 Fall Semester

IN'S:

Ladyboners

Dipping your toes into the dorm pool, then playing "this little piggy went to the market"

Being nasty, but kind

Four Loko

Laying underneath that big sculpture in front of hashinger, and pretending like it's a giant fork and you are a green bean on the plate and it's coming to getcha

OUT'S:

Working on "yourself"

Newport beach (I don't like the way it looks at me)

Chapman merch, unless you are a freshman, wearing chapman merch makes you the biggest square in the history of squares

Talking about your internship@shut.thefuck.up.com

Birth Control (I want to serve Milf)