Best Places to Propose On Campus This Valentine's Day

This one goes out to the O-week couples turned O-week leaders turned tour guides who tongue fuck in the Donna Ford Attalah Piazza on the regular. Because, of course you're the type to propose on Valentines' Day and on campus.

Whichever dorm you lost your virginity in:
As an O-week leader, this is a great option to involve the poorly socialized freshmen. They'll love to let you in their rooms and put the social pressure on your girlfriend to say yes!

AF:
Treat her to a runny Jamba Juice acai bowl, be sure to use those Panther Bucks, you're definitely the type to still have them senior year. Then, whisk her away to the third floor, hand on the small of her back to make sure she doesn't trip over those pesky stairs. Watch the sunset on the balcony together, and when you realize there's too much light pollution, twirl her on over to that weird little part of Keck where those lights look like stars, and pop the question there.

The Caf:
Where you said I love you to one another for the first time! Not only is this the most sexually charged place on campus, but Sodexo will let you put one thing that isn't toast in the toaster, as a treat :)

Congratulations on the engagement, and be sure to take lots of pictures so @ChapmanU can post them on their social media the next time they do something horrible.