My Valentine's This Year <3

Hot people whose Zoom boxes are next to mine (the tension...)

Any non-Chapman Tinder match I've exchanged 2 messages with in past month

Vibrator

Professor who said "That's a good point" to me

Guy I kinda knew that I ran into at Philz who I pretended to want to "catch up sometime"

Everyone that cyberbullies Chapman Republicans in their comments

Interterm class boyf. Miss u babe xo

The hummus guy

The goose that walks around the Circle and keeps me going during these troubling times