From the Editor's Desk: February 2021 Advice

Question: What if I like a guy but he has a girlfriend?

Ugh, we get it, you were raised with "morals" so you feel guilty trying to hit on someone in a relationship. Well NEWS FLASH: The only people that you SHOULD be flirting with are guys IN relationships. They are already emotionally available and open, because someone else has done the work to get them that way. Now it's your turn to signal that you are also open and available but in, like, the physical sense.

You can do this by wearing your most insane pushup bra that you shoplifted from the mall when you were like 14. While hanging out with him, lean over, and say something like, "yeah I had a class with [insert girlfriend name here], she seems really smart". He'll instantly break up with her because men HATE smart women. You should then follow up with, "I have, like, a really low GPA because I spend all my time researching how to squirt instead of doing homework." He will love that because it shows that you are obviously not an intellectual threat and that your vagina is thoroughly prepared. Soon his (ex) girlfriend will come around and thank you. Him breaking up with her was such a relief and now you two can be besties because a man isn't pitting you against each other anymore! You're fucking that man now! Not her! Case closed!

I'm sure I'll get pushback on this plan from people who disagree and think that you shouldn't try and try and break up a couple who is otherwise solid in their relationship. Some have even gone so far as to say that this would be a horrible way to purposefully try and sabotage another woman for male attention. Well those people are fucking uggos who clearly don't know how good male attention feels.

Xoxo,
hot girl editor and relationship expert
(I killed male feminist editor)