What to Get Your Class Boyfriend for Valentines Day
Issue 26 | February 2021
We all have a Class Boyf. That mediocre looking guy in one of your classes that you exchange homework answers with, who's in your phone as "Brendan Nature of Math," and who you make jokes with on private Zoom messages. You're, like, dating. Yeah, that's right! He's probably expecting something! So, let's go shopping for that special day!
One time he private messaged you "This class sucks lol"? LOL!! He loves comedy! Your bae would die if you got him a book by a famous comedian, or maybe even a funny little gag gift like silly socks!
He texted you "Wait, what's the homework again"? OMG! Your boo bear is forgetful and would prob be sooo grateful if you gifted him with a cutesy calendar or heart-shaped sticky notes. Maybe even add a little spritz of Warm Vanilla Sugar body spray and give it a smooch with your fave lipstick ;)
You stalked his mom's Facebook and saw he played soccer in 10th grade? Surprise your cutie patootie with his favorite player's jersey! You can probably find that out by doing some deeper stalking, girlie girl!
The final steps are to track down his address and drop off the gift. Don't forget to include a lock of your hair!
