From the Editor's Desk: October 2018

LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS, we read all 685 words of "APPENDIX 8 on Posting Procedure". We don't even read our goddamn textbooks, you think we wanted to read a paragraph in which the word "posting" appeared 24 times? That was clearly rhetorical, but no! No we didn't! But we did it! We did this for you! We care about you! We know your blood type! Feel free to put us down as your emergency contact (chapmankumquat@gmail.com), next time you need a stomach pump after date party, shoot us an electronic letter. The point is Chapman community, we got you. We've adjusted our posting conditions to fit all 22 policies in the procedure including not placing a flyer on Ronald Reagan's sweet, sweet lips.

So, Chapman, you can't take these down this time. (unless there was a 23rd policy we missed, if so, send us an aforementioned electronic letter)

XX, Your Editors

PS: According to science, following our twitter will make u funny by association, which is a great trait to add to ur Tinder bio.