From the Editor's Desk: February 2022

Ok.....it's valentine's season...I know you are all expecting my literally flawless relationship/dating/sex advice. But you know what, I have decided I am not saying anything. You don't send me chocolates and flowers and say "Hot Girl Editor, thank you soooo much for convincing me it's ok to cheat" or "Hot Girl Editor, I fucked my professor just like you said and now I have an A". You don't say ANY of that.

Also I'm going to become celibate I just decided. Fuck you guys for not appreciating me but not literally fuck you guys because I am not doing that anymore. None of you care about me or listen or ask me anything about myself because if you did you would actually see that deep down I'm a Charlotte and not a Samantha.

Good luck with your love bullshit without me. None of you will ever smooch or smash or bang or boink ever again.

Xoxo, Hot Girl Editor