My Roommate's A Goose

I'm not trying to be like, rude or anything, but... my roommate is kind of annoying. First of all, he's a goose... which is definitely weird but I mean, it's 2021. My roommate's a goose! I get it! That's really not the issue. First off, he forgot to bring the Brita, which is a little annoying, and he rearranged the entire room so that he could fit this giant pile of branches and twigs. Also, he keeps shitting on the ground and I can't tell if he expects me to pick it up or not. I tried to talk to the RA about it, but she just told me to "work on our communication" before we get them involved. How am I supposed to work on my communication with a goose?

Oh, and he's majoring in Women's Studies, which is like... I'm a feminist and everything but that seems like a weird choice, right? I mean, what's he trying to prove, you know?

The worst thing is that it's only been like a month since school started and he's already super popular. Apparently a lot of upperclassmen know him because his parents used to walk him around on a leash in the Circle, so now he's getting invited to all these parties. He comes into the room absolutely obliterated at like 4 AM with a new girl each night. I don't even care that he has girls over, I'm just confused... like how is that even supposed to work? I don't know, maybe I'm just jealous. I keep wondering whether I should ask him if I can go out with him or not? Ultimately, I don't want my reputation in college just to be, "that goose's roommate", you know?