a bird and a bee with the caption "let's fuck" handwritten

The Kumquat's Poetry Section: Untitled 27

Issue 1 | September 2018

We here at The Kumquat believe in supporting local artists and to prove we aren’t full of shit we are gonna have a poetry section in each issue. Is it going to be funny? NO! But some things are bigger than comedy. Like ART!

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Bees and Birds do it.

Does an octopus have sex?

Yes, they have to, right?*

*We looked into it. Apparently one of their arms is a penis!
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