From The Editor's Desk, September 2018

Upperclassmen, this letter is only for the freshmen, so if you have more than 30 credits, you can fuck off and stop reading now.

Class of 2022! Here’s a few things you need to know before you continue your Chapman career!

1. You must camp out three days in advance if you want Starbucks before class.
2. Struppa doesn’t really exist.
3. Love is a lie.
4. Dodge students have free printing, but business students have guaranteed employment (at their dad’s company.)
5. The sushi sold in the library has been there for 27 years.
6. The Koch Brothers fund this school.
7. Trust no one, but also kind of everyone.
8. The bust of Ayn Rand comes to life at night.
9. You will get more in trouble for having a candle than weed.
10. Jerry Price has a tramp stamp of a Fenestra.