Chapman Launches New Pride Collection!

Heyyyyyy gays...we know you haven't been too happy with us lately, what with us rolling back DEI and using your tuition money to fund child murder. But we, your beloved Chapman administrators, have decided to be the bigger people and say...we forgive you! And as an olive branch of allyship, we present the new and improved CHAPMAN PRIDE COLLECTION!

Are you scared that the humanities classes you need to graduate will be taken away? Well, better take those notes while you can in our new rainbow composition notebook! It says "Chapman is Cunt" on the cover. Isn't that awesome?

Can't get the procedures you need to feel like a human being? We have the next best thing! Get your very own Chapman binding tape today! It's green, like Brat! You guys still like Brat, right?

Got a headache from the constant threat of having your right to medical care revoked? Buy our new "SLAY-lenol!" It's just regular Tylenol, but it will probably make your headache go away!

And remember, members of the LGBTQ+ community get 50% off the whole collection! (as long as you let us take your picture before you purchase to prove gay people still go here). Sashay into these cunty deals today, queen!