From the Editor's Desk: February 2026

AVAST Kumquat Readers!

THAT’S RIGHT! After much deliberation from me piers, I be the new Kumquat editor!

It all started when I found meself STRANDED AT SEA yo-ho, oh no! With nothing but a rowboat and my trusty parrot, Pete. Bless his heart!

We was castaways... until I saw a wee bottle bobbin’ on the waves! Inside was a scrap of orange parchment that had some mighty fine jokes HAR HAR HAR! And the location of a this here Univarsity!!

Me and Pete set out to find this haven of free speech, and bless me ol heart I thought they was YANKING ME BEARD when they offered me EDITOR, but believe it or not I be tellin the truth! YARG!

Me first change will be instating maritime law HEHEHAR! And me second will be making the previous editors walk the plank!

Sincerely,
Captain Editor-Beard