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February 2026
Issue 80
Read Articles Individually Like a Nerd
Page 1
Self Defense 101: Orange Fountain Circle SHOOTS Somebody!
I Am Uncool. Will Anyone Be My Valentine?
Dodge Elitism Turned "Upside Down"
Three Ways to Tell if Your Roommate is Gay or if There Really Was a Snake Bite "Down There"
Page 2
No Play on V-Day? Father Tom's Wise Words for Lonely Hearts
Music Column: Geese Channels Frog On 2025 Album, Wednesday Cites Tuesday as Major Inspiration
Life After Deanth - Q&A with Jerry Price
Annoy your boyfriend's boyfriend
Annoy your boyfriend's boyfriend
