Chapman Housing Guide
Issue 10 | September 2019
You know you live in ____ if:
Henley: You’re a Business major and you also hate women
Davis: You haven’t had sex in 6 months
Panther Village: You haven’t had sex in a year.
Pralle: You’re currently having sex.
Chapman Grand: You’re rich.
The K: You’re rich but you don’t have a car.
Morlan: You Uber to class.
Glass: We tried to write a joke for this, but let’s be honest, no one knows anything about Glass.
Sandhu: You smell like Sodexo
Off Campus: Your party is already rolled.
