September 2019

Issue 10

Read Articles Individually Like a Nerd

Page 1

  • Jerry Price's Hot Girl Summer(in print only)
  • Sophomore excited to be super condescending this year(in print only)
  • In Memoriam: Henley Basement(in print only)
  • Top 10 Things Freshmen Should Know(in print only)

Page 2

  • Holy shit, this dope ass professor lets you use his first name(in print only)
  • White women rejoice as Blue Bowl adds parking spaces(in print only)
  • Chapman Housing Guide
  • From the Editor's Desk: September 2019(in print only)
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